hi i'm sherry, but you can call me tonight. if you like cats and scrubs we can be friends.
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*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
(Source: seselapod)
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
(Source: once-and-future-timelord)
(Source: paulwelsey)
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
(Source: klefable)
*picks u up for prom in heelys*
(Source: hunger-striking)
