mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

richwhitelesbian:

if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

guccimom:

i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself

wallysdick:

cosmo tip #247

during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”

queenofjalex:

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

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